Im looking for a woman with



*a great sense of humor

*nice hands

*stuck up a little

*sexy lips

*can whistle loudly without using her hands

*drinks whiskey

*doesnt fart on purpose

*likes big guys (not fat)

*doesnt have flat pancakey jugs

*knows how to cook steak

*enjoys doggystyle sex and handjobs

*doesnt smell like old milk and roast beef.



I am cool with the flat pancakey jugs as long as you can suck them yourself. But NO flat teenie pancakey jugs. Actually.....big sloppy pancakey jugs are gross, so as long as your god damned thin pancakey shitty jugs dont hang down anywhere near your bellybutton...we're ok.



ok...



About me...

*im cool

*im tall - 6'5"

*i laugh like a jackal right before i cum.

*i dont need a girlfriend just a little tart to pork here and there

*i will shave for the right chick

*i wear olives on my fingers alot

*im not french

*im crying while i write this because im so emotional (maybe i am french?)